As we come to the end of this adventure, I thought I would reflect on some of my favorite quotes. To protect each person, I have changed names to ‘random’ letters. I will refer to them as Person A, B, C, or D.
C: My poop was so hard I didn’t have to wipe.
C: What am I, your porter? (After B asked him to carry something)
D: Not like I had any choice. (After we took him on a crazy adventure and told him how proud we were that he accomplished it.)
D: Barf and Gatorade doesn’t taste too good. (This was as the Gatorade came back up)
D: Presidents are weird. And not just ours. (After hearing about the President of Bolivia)
D: Google is more efficient than parents.
D: I prefer eating dinner versus making dinner.
D: Dad, there is a bird in our room.
C: I was expecting something a little more fresh squeezed (When the juice came in a can)
C: Mom, my poop is still green.
B: Oh no, my salad is blowing away.
D: I don’t get why they invented vegetables.
D: Why is it boys are cool and girls are hot?
Tom The Safari Guide in Africa as a Hyena approached our jeep: “Don’t let him bite you.”
After D dropped the room key down a hole where the key could not be retrieved:
A to Hotel Receptionist: Don’t you have a spare?
Hotel: That was our spare.
C: I’m stopping math on May 16th because I need some downtime.
D: Do you want to smell my armpit? Can I smell yours?
It’s been a great trip.
Stop by our house on June 23 from 2:00 – 5:00 for our Open House if you are in the area as we would love to see you.